The burley roughnecks pulled up to the bar proclaiming: "Every day's a new day bringing new hope, promise and dreams. For those trapped in the boring daily routines of their petty meaningless lives, each day is extra special for it offers a chance to break from the status quo. Possible new challenges lie ahead. There might be a new romance right around the corner. Maybe a million dollar payout on the Lotto. Perhaps deliverance of that new job that is so unquestionably deserved. We are here to save you from the despair, hopelessness and depression you all collectively suffer from".
With that malarkey, everyone in Pedro's circled the two big behemoths and a free for all melee ensued. The two macho men were pounded unmercifully and were nearly beaten to death by the crowd at Pedro's.
The crowd, collectively appalled by this affront to their life style and daily patterns decided to teach these big bullies a lesson. They stashed all of their cigarettes, cigars, other tobacco products, and any other flammables in a big pile doused with alcohol and started a giant bonfire right in the middle of Pedro's.
"Lets get the fuck out of here!" Everyone scurried out the front door, except the battered lummoxes Baluga H Cornhole and Buckminster Brownpants. The drunkard wretches locked the doors upon exit. Score: Bar Busters 2, Pedro's 1.
