The bottom line is this: these three freaks can't get along but they do deserve the tragic trinity they created. Can it get any worse!? You bet.
What ever story is the correct version, the end result is the same. These three rotten eggs had a lot of unprotected interactions together and, well, you know the consequences of that. Bo Kim Hole-Bong-Doink lost her job as an exotic dancer when she put on 40 lbs. The little blimpletta got a job at some Seoul south side slum dump serving kim chee until it was learned by her employer, Kim Kungfu, that she had a very contagious fatal VD called She was fired on the spot, tossed out of the dump in her stinking cabbage odor garments.
Bo Kim Hole-Bong-Doink's life spiraled downward from there. She gradually put on 40 more pounds and ended up getting a job in Dr. Kim Jim Bo's office. One of Jim Bo's main research projects had to do with kim chee and the horrible flatulence it produced. Bo Kim Hole-Bong-Doink's role in this was to eat bowls of kim chee (and she got fatter by the moment) and Dr. Kim Jim Bo tested her horrendous eruptions. Unfortunately for Kim Jim Bo... Bo Kim Hole-Bong-Doink didn't last all that long, dying of severe complications from DHB less that 2 months into the project.
Bo Kim Hole-Bong-Doink denied, on her death-bed (with a big kim chee hose up her anus) that she ever knew either Kim Mo Bong or Ho Joe Doink. One person attended her funeral... Kim Kungfu, the man who fired her....
