The bottom line is this: these three freaks can't get along but they do deserve the tragic trinity they created. Can it get any worse!? You bet.
What ever story is the correct version, the end result is the same. These three rotten eggs had a lot of unprotected interactions together and, well, you know the consequences of that. Ho Joe Doink was the first to find out. A dribbling doink drove him to Dr. Kim Jim Bo and Kim Jim Bo confirmed that Ho Joe Doink had contracted a fatal VD called DHB (doink hole bong). Ho Joe was devastated by the news and, in a psychotic rage cut his doink off right in Dr. Kim Jim Bo's office. Bo was able to staple Ho Joe Doink up and save him from a certain death from loss of massive quantities of blood, but, what the hell is the difference? Doink is as good as dead anyway. Bo referred Doink to the the Seoul South Side Mental Health Clinic and Holding Pen For the Sex Deviants where he went through 3 months of sex-aversion therapy, even though his doink was long gone. He subsequently got a menial job changing bed sheets in the gay boy suite of the Seoul Shackup Hotel where he worked diligently up to his death, 35 days later.
Doink denied, on his death-bed (at the Seoul Shackup Hotel gay boy suite) that he ever knew either Kim Mo Bong or Bo Kim Hole. One person attended his funeral... Kim Kungfu
