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Doughboy's Plight

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The owner immediately jumped out of the vehicle as the behemoth wimp cowered. "You big fat mother fucking slob, I'll break every bone in your big sheister ass" and at that, Doughboy realized his wish now had the potential to be fulfilled. Slob Doughboy played into the game...."Don't hurt me M'aam". "I've got a wife and two kids to provide for". Bulldyke Gertrude snapped- "Shut up, fatboy. Get your ugly ass in the car".

The slobbish bean counter knew he was probably in for a real ass beating and he got a perverse thrill out of it all, so he kept leading on..."I'm a righteous, God-fearing man, a pillar of strength in my community". Gertrude pulled out a pistol and pointed it at Mr. Fatboy....."look mother fucker, shut up or I'll blow your brains out right here, right now"

Bulldyke Gertrude drove over to the south side headquarters of the Bulldyke society. The girls were having their weekly social/new member induction and it was hot in the auditorium. Master of Ceremonies Gertrude informed her fellow female bulls that she had a "special treat" for tonights induction.... a human matzo ball would perform on stage for their entertainment.

The female behemoth then ordered the male behemoth up onto the stage, where she forced the ignorant goon to strip naked. Sheister Slob Doughboy was then ordered to sit on his thumbs, but, true to his normal mode of operation, he put his thumbs up his ass, as he sat there, naked and meek. Much to Gertrudes dismay, she realized fatboy was actually enjoying this opportunity at exhibition and was getting his rocks off right there in front of all the new bulldyke inductees.

Gertrude ordered fatboy off the stage. She told Mr. Lardbucket "I'll fix your ass, you no good worthless brown-holer. I'm taking you over to the Queerboat Ranch ". Doughboy just sat there, all smug and happy, thinking "I hope I can get the living shit pulverized out of me".