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Bundesbordelloland

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The Fuhrer was confused. Everyone is content and satiated! Why would she go back over there? Braunschweiger Helmut III thought long and hard about the issue. Lets see, what do they have on the west coast that she wants?

She's a sex freak, so there are plenty of wetback long dongs to hang on to. Maybe that's it...she's in the East LA porno gangs fold. Those greasy taco eating human burritos will hose my woman down and leave her covered in STD's not yet even discovered. All for the world to see.

Fuhrer Braunschweiger Helmut III was filled with rage and apparently jealousy and ordered Field-Marshal Kitchener and the Bundesbordelloland Secret Police to track Frauline Fellatio Freda down, wherever she may be shacking up, and bring her back to her home land. Braunschweiger had already made arrangements with Judge Prepuse P. Foreskin so that Freda will be declared an oral traitor by the state and she will be confined to a secret jail cell in the Fuhrer's kitchen/bedroom where he can have unlimited and exclusive access to this living sperm magnet. Bundesbordelloland is paradise on earth!