Porcupine Pman then saw Ice Princess and they snuck into the back room, not knowing that Pedro had his eye on them both. Pedro headed back to the bathroom. Hardturd and Wilbur were inhaling everyting that they could get their hands on: Hakio had 4 cigarettes lit, 2 quarts of Rum open and 7 footlong kielbassi in a special brown paste while Creampuff had 4 Kents going, 2 40 oz. Schlitz Malts and 25 meat pierogies and 11 foot long sausages on his plate. The nerds were hogging up like gluttons as they watched Debbie take on Dallas. Pedro came out of the toilet and headed out front, where Cornhole and Doughboy suggested they'd had enough of Debbie. Switch that thing to Goo-Goo Eyed Music! Pedro complied but Ice Princess and Porcupine Pman protested strongly...they wanted to watch the WWF, as Stone Cold was going up against Rocky in a steel cage match. Hardturd threw up all over the table so Wilbur could not finish his pierogies but took his smokes, sausages and Malts out to the bar.
Buckminster Shitpants, the human gorilla, smelled some exotic odor in the rear and went back to see what was up. Wilbur grabbed the remote and switched Debbie back on and a fiasco broke out as Baluga H Cornhole snapped and Amongst all the chaos Rubberneck Sambo awoke wondering "where in the hell am I at?" Similarly Heroinballs was roused wondering "who am I???" Fat Doughboy floored Pedro, Cornhole pounded Creampuff unmercifully, Pman and Ice Princess wasted each other in Hardturds excretions and all of the rest of the misfits, mental midgets, human abortions, drunkard alcoholics, overt drug addicts, bigots, street bums, sex fiends, murderers, and slobs had a free for all. Eventually, the cops arrived and arrested everyone, including Pedro........It's any night- your average night, at Pedro's Pool Hall.
