Porcupine Pman then saw Ice Princess and they snuck into the back room, not knowing that Pedro had his eye on them both. Pedro headed back to the bathroom.
Pedro had been having a problem all week long..... Must have been those damn refried beans he made the other night for the Belugas. Boy the slop was flowing now. Ice Princess and the Porcupine could smell this stench, sort of like a dead animal. They knew Pedro was occupied, most everyone else in the dump was plastered in one way or another, so they snuck down into Pedro's dirty filthy basement for a real workout.
Bartender Pedro was plopping away and the odor permeated out into the front. These noxious fumes, kind of like an ammonia cloud, woke these misfits, mental midgets, human abortions, drunkard alcoholics, overt drug addicts, bigots, street bums, sex fiends, murderers, and slobs. Smashed Rambo Sambo wondered "where in the hell am I at?" and Hakio Hardturd wondered "who in the hell am I?" Doughboy and Cornhole though they heard some moaning in the back room and figured it was Creampuff on his 8 or 9th episode of Debbie Doing Dallas and, holding their breath, passed through Pedros cloud into the rear only to find Wilbur passed out with his galoshes on and no Debbie on the screen. Buckminster Shitpants headed for the rear room hoping to get high on the fumes as Pedro plopped out wave after wave. The goons realized that this moaning was coming from the basement so they headed down stairs to check it out. The boys were stunned as they witnessed Pman and Ice Princess in the tub, on the toilet, in the sink, on the floor, on the banister..... they used every inch of that dirty filthy basement! Wow, they gave each other a better workout than Stone Cold would give to Goldberg!
Ice Princess and Porcupine were finishing off each other and the voyeur goons headed back up stairs. Pedro was still keeping the local sewer authority in prosperity. The odor was so toxic now no one could endure so the gang left Pedro alone. Sambo was thinking where are we, Hardturd wondered where he could get a drink and a smoke, Heroinballs was sent to the ICU, Creampuff wondered where his galoshes were, shoeless Ice Princess was thinking about 3:16, Pman was thinking about his doink, the human gorilla Shitpants was wondering if Pedro's emissions could grow hair on my head? Ugly Sheister Doughboy didn't really want to go home while You Can't Always Get what You Want kept running through Baluga H Cornholes warped mind.
About an hour later Pedro came out of the bathroom and found the dump stone empty. It wasn't even 2:00 am. Pedro closed up for the night.
