One night, again at Pedros, after about 10 quarts, 14 packs of Kents, 30 polish sausages, and 6 viewings of Debbie, Wilbur had a problem. He knew he was not feeling well but when he started seeing floating around in front of him he knew he was pretty much out of it. Mr. Creampuff decided to stager home and sleep it off but on the way to his abode, a bunch of high school punk girls, out on a manhunt rape excursion, stopped the bum and forced him into the car, where they one by one, had unprotected sex with him as they drove around town. The girls not only bragged about popping his cherry, but they forced him to take all of his cash out of the ATM at the United Urinal Scrubbers Local 51 Credit Union. The young punks forced him to buy them cartons of cigarettes and quarts of Schlitz Malt Liquor with his money and they proceeded to get smoked up and tanked up as they continually raped the ass all night long. As a matter of fact, they stripped him naked and tossed his clothes out of the vehicle as they drove through the mall pulverizing the former virgin. After they unloaded all that there was to unload, the high school punklettas urinated all over the goon and shit on his union card.
The babes told Wilbur.... "we'll teach you to be a cautious man". Wilbur was never so demoralized! He vowed he was going to get another job, perhaps as a garbage man, where he would not have to put up with this abuse and humiliation.
