Men- Get Your Portable Piss Bladder Now!

Hey boozehounds- ever drink a few quarts of beer just before your board meeting and find that you suddenly had the urge to urinate? Just when it’s your turn to address the full board on the most critical issue the corporation has faced in decades. And you are there, ready to piss your pants! What to do?

Don’t worry. Whenever this type of situation arises, or any comparable scenario, where it’s just not convenient or appropriate to take a long break to empty your bladder, just put on your “piss bladder”, and you are set.

With the patented portable Piss Bladder, you can stand at the podium in front of hundreds, in your three pieced suit, and address your fellow members in confidence. Don’t let a full bladder interfere with your presentation. Just piss away, as you address the board. No one will know or suspect you’ve been drinking heavily, or that you are standing there pissing volumes, right in your pants, cause you have the portable Piss Bladder!

Or, maybe you are a bar fly and you’d just rather sit at your local bar drinking all day and all night. What a hassle it is to get up every 10 minutes to go piss a pot full of urine. You don’t have to do that now! With the portable Piss Bladder, you can sit at the bar drinking for hours. Just sit there and piss away. Your strong, durable portable piss bladder will hold up to a gallon of piss, before it busts open. So, you can drink anywhere between 10-12 more beers before you go to the bathroom! Just think, all that extra walking- back and forth- is eliminated. Think how many more beers you could put down in reducing your trips to the bathroom. What a nuisance!

It can be yours! And, for only 4 small payments of $39.99 each.

Created by a man that has a lot of experience drinking and urinating, your strong, durable portable Piss Bladder is a miracle product. Just put it over your doink, before you begin your next alcoholic quagmire binge and you are set. No worrying about “accidents” or the bathroom being locked when you have to let it all out. Just whiz away and your portable Piss Bladder safely stores your waste until you empty it (or it explodes- if too full).

And, what about you female boozehounds? We already have a product for you. The Super-Piss Sponge holds even more urine than our Piss Bladder. And, you can get it for only 10 small payments of $49.99 each.

The portable Piss Bladder is brought to you by the inventor of the Urban Urinal. The world famous Urban Urinals are convenient, but in situations where they are not available- you need the portable Piss Bladder.

Be the first on your board, bar, office or home to get one. To implement the order process, just send email to the address 82828@visto.com titled- “I want to piss all night long in confidence”. List your name, complete address, head size, bank name and bank account number. After the electronic transfers from your account are complete, we will ship your portable piss bladder unit in a brown paper package to the privacy of your home, office or bar.

3/08

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