The Power of Ramen Noodles

For decades, western medicine has ignored the principles and virtues offered by eastern/oriental culture. Only recently have our researchers and scientist attempted to grasp the underpinnings of such established eastern concepts as acupuncture and herbal therapy. But, what you may not be aware of is the fact that you probably have a powerful life giving force right in your own kitchen pantry. That is- the power of ramen noodles.

For centuries, the Chinese, Japanese, Korean and other eastern peoples have been enjoying these little squiggly noodles. No wonder there are so many orientals in the world. China did not become the most populated nation on this planet for no reason. These people have been eating ramen noodles several times a day. And there is a hidden reason for that. It doesn’t have to do with supply and demand or that ramen noodles are easy to make. Nor does it have to do with taste. It has to do with the fact that ramen noodles are a powerful aphrodisiac.

Yes, the orientals have known this for some time. Two people who can attest to that fact are Kim Mo Bong and Bo Kim Hole, two hot sex freaks from Seoul. Some of you already know of these two sex machines. But, did you know what powers these meat pounding oriental humpers? It’s mainly ramen noodles!

Kim is an internationally known oddball inventor. Most famous for inventing the “sex machine” a few years back, he more recently came up with the “Korean dick machine”. Kim Mo Bong explains “I think about nothing but sex 24 hours a day. And when I’m not thinking about sex, I’m eating shrimp flavored ramen noodles. They give me the mental and physical energy and staying power I need to have my little men shooting all over the place. I’m one hot stud, just like James Brown, but I’m oriental, not black” boasted the oriental weirdo.

Bo Kim Hole, Kim’s sexual partner in crime, works as a waitress at the Seoul west end slop house. She knows first hand the power of ramen noodles, cause she serves thousands of bowls of the stuff daily to her clientele. “I’ve seen people come in here in a mild mannered state and leave in a sexual frenzy after eating a bowl or two of beef flavored ramen noodles. It’s the mononitrate and sodium phosphates. It will turn you into a humping monster. I know, I just had some. And I just called Kim. He’s on his way over now” stated the petite little sex queen and food connoisseur.

So, if you have any doubts about it- try it out yourself. Throw those bottles of viagra you bought out in the trash. Just cook up some pork flavored ramen noodles and see if you aren’t humping and pumping like you ain’t humped and pumped in years! You’ll learn first hand about the power of ramen noodles.

4/08

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