Dan Sroka March-June 1990 Calendar

• 3/18 Termite Festival-Yosemite
• 3/19 Pilgrim Parade- Boston
• 3/20 Minnie Skirt Minnie visits Mustang Sally
• 3/20 Beer Barrel Polka hits #1
• 3/21 Mohawk haircut
• 3/22 dinner with Aja at Studdlehoppers Dive
• 3/22 saminella poisoning
• 3/22 stomach pumped out- PUH
• 3/23 Aja- exit
• 3/23 ICU
• 3/24 Aja- back
• 3/24 Poindexter out on bond
• 3/24 check email for potential mail bombs!
• 3/25 Bangor Maine tramp association meeting
• 3/26 inspection A Battery
• 3/27 KP 4 am- 10 pm.
• 3/28 nuclear explosion/San Juan
• 3/29 Janes eyes ripped out!
• 3/29 Jane cries Oedipus!
• 3/29 Memphis Riverboats join Confederate Division of NFL
• 4/1 applesauce for breakfast
• 4/1 Aint no fool- YOU FOOL
• 4/1 hiring freeze extended
• 4/2 Lilliput cant wait- anticipation
• 4/3 Aja buys seeing eye dog for Jane
• 4/3 Jane shoots seeing eye dog
• 4/3 Dan D. stabbed and in ICU, Mercy
• 4/3 milk of magnesia and alka-seltzer
• 4/4 Oberon and Charon in lateral quad
• 4/6 Jane becomes coach of SF Raiders
• 4/6 Wilma cancels her band tour- sees Mick in Edmonton
• 4/7 Bertha goes bezerk (again)- straight jacketed- WPIC
• 4/8 Aja leaves
• 4/8 Aja returns- wiped out
• 4/9 Lilliput revving up for Espana
• 4/9 brunch with Jane C. Dan D. Dan J. and Aja at Willie Ts.
• 4/10 intestinal virus- stomach pumped out- PUH
• 4/10 ICU AGH
• 4/11 Lilliputs trip canceled due to nuclear blast-Madrid
• 4/11 Lilliput goes to Haiti instead
• 4/12 Maulers reunited- join West Texas Crude Minor Leagues
• 4/12 Jane quits as coach of Raiders to become Maulers HC
• 4/14 Madrid hit with 4 th bomb- completely destroyed!
• 4/14 Filthy Vagrants convention- Windsor
• 4/15 Trip to Siberia- Gorbachev
• 4/16 Seville devastated by tidal wave and earth quake
• 4/17 Jane C. sues Aja, Aja shoots Daniel J., Aja in flight
• 4/17 Wyoming state cops apprehend Aja
• 4/18 electromagnetic disturbances worldwide
• 4/18 major earthquake rocks Basque-Barcelona sinks to ocean floor
• 4/18 Maulers fold without one game under (losing) belts
• 4/19 artificial turkey meat for breakfast
• 4/20 Callisto crashes into IO- bombs away solar system!!
• 4/21 Aja out on bond- returns immediately- cant wait
• 4/22 central Kentucky run
• 4/22 clean tub out
• 4/23 full moon- werewolves of london out
• 4/24 Jane accepts assistant coach position with SF Raiders
• 4/26 Beer Barrel Polka #1 for 5 consecutive weeks
• 5/1 Test Matildas bra
• 5/1 Stick shift- high gear
• 5/1 Cancel moon trip
• 5/1 PLGs Jazz class canceled
• 5/2 Aja shot
• 5/2 Jane C. stabbed
• 5/2 Wilma married Mick
• 5/3 Mick quits Stones for family life
• 5/4 Daryl marries John
• 5/5 southeastern Kentucky express
• 5/5 clean out tub
• 5/6 edelweise for lunch
• 5/6 stomach pumped out- West Penn
• 5/8 business trip PSU Bryce
• 5/9 enroll full time PSU food service management
• 5/11 Lilliputs computer blows up
• 5/11 Hamilton TigerCats join IHL
• 5/11 IHL becomes INHL
• 5/12 INHL incorporates NY Titans franchise
• 5/13 Jessica Lange visits!
• 5/13 NY Titans and SF Raiders become US Traiders
• 5/14 Jane fired- returns to Pittsburgh
• 5/14 Jane hired by CIS at Pitt. Manager of usernames
• 5/14 Aja and Jane in fist fight, Tyson is referee.
• 5/17 PLG changes userid to GLP
• 5/17 Jessica to stay- permanently!
• 5/18 edelweise for midnight snack
• 5/27 Earth and Mars aligned Moon and Phobos juxtaposed
• 5/28 lottery at record $309.4 million!
• 5/29 Dan D. takes up jet flying- crashes in Peru- kills 37
• 5/30 Dan D. gets electric chair!
• 6/1 Aja is gone. Berthas bra checked. Jessica leaves.
• 6/2 Vacation Happensack
• 6/3 Vacation Newark airport
• 6/4 Minnie Skirt Minnie- lunch- Joes Stump House
• 6/4 John divorces Daryl to marry Rosemarys baby
• 6/5 Daryl marries Jane C. Aja marries Dan J.
• 6/6 mass shootings in Pittsburgh and Philadelphia.
• 6/7 tub scrub trip to west northwest Kentucky
• 6/8 clean out toilet
• 6/9 Lilliput- lunch at Gertrudes with Jane C.
• 6/10 Jane C. - stomach pumped out- Johns Hopkins
• 6/11 give me edelweise
• 6/13 7 to 13/13
• 6/15 vacation- Boise
• 6/18 turtle invasion of Cataluna
• 6/19 nuclear meltdown, Columbus Ohio
• 6/20 Ohio evacuated
• 6/21 US Traiders negotiate contract to use Buckeye Stadium
• 6/22 radiation sweeps east coast
• 6/22 74 million ordered to evacuate
• 6/23 NASA emergency freighter launch to Mars
• 6/26 Canned turtle meats hit Calif. $.10 lb.
• 6/26 PLG changes GLP to LGP and Jane C. takes over at CIS
• 6/27 CIS changed to SIC
• 6/29 Aja and Jessica get in fist fight. Referee- Ernie Terrell
• 6/30 Merle Oberon reconstituted

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