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Dan Sroka May 1990 Calendar
- 5/1 DS begins jog to moon -arrival date 2029
- 5/1 Saturn aligns with Tethys-expect the worst!
- 5/1 Tijuana crushed by earthquake
- 5/1 Bertha goes berserk. WPIC padded cell
- 5/1 lunch at KiKi Dees Frolic House with Aja
- 5/2 Pittsburgh Pilgrims leave for Alpha Centauri-arrival date 59021
- 5/2 PLGs modem blows up. Gray to fix.
- 5/2 Tijuana MC Bums move to Mexico City, renamed MC Bums
- 5/2 George Foreman wins heavyweight title, weight at 350 lbs.
- 5/2 Litchfield reconstituted
- 5/2 Matilda- new bras (check)
- 5/2 Equibank declares bankruptcy
- 5/2 Lithuania becomes 51st state
- 5/2 Olivia Oxcart tour of Asia begins-Istanbul
- 5/3 install stainless steel tub
- 5/3 Jane C. stabs Foreman
- 5/3 Posvar resigns- Litchfield named President of Pitt
- 5/3 Pitt declares bankruptcy
- 5/3 stomach pumped out Mercy Hosp.
- 5/3 Bobby Womack and Merle Oberon cut **Fly me to the Moon**
- 5/4 marries Mike Hambrick- becomes Edye Hambox
- 5/4 Hiring freeze continues- all staff eliminated
- 5/4 Dan D. and Jane C. join Bertha
- 5/4 Foreman weighs in at 375 lbs.
- 5/5 Columbus Meltdowns in first place
- 5/5 Comet Polog crushes Italy
- 5/5 major electrical disturbances world wide
- 5/5 Lilliput moves to Phoenix
- 5/5 Matilda returns bras- not up to muster
- 5/6 Equibank buys Pitt. Sells to PSU. Jordan quits as President
- 5/6 John and Daryl divorced (again).
- 5/6 Major shoot out in Philadelphia
- 5/6 Philadelphia declares independence from Phila. Co.
- 5/6 Merle Oberon becomes Merle Streep
- 5/6 PLG changes initials to opologo
- 5/7 Lilliputs computer explodes. Gray to fix.
- 5/7 Neurotic Nurses Festival, New Orleans, thru 5/10
- 5/7 Foreman scales at 389 lbs.
- 5/8 Budweiser declares bankruptcy. US Air buys Budweiser
- 5/8 Halifax Rangers win NHL title
- 5/8 Cleveland BullDykes in last place
- 5/9 DS changes mind- to jog to Mars! Arrival date 2378
- 5/9 Philadelphia becomes capital of Lithuania
- 5/9 Aja rips out Jane Cs hair. Tyson videotapes event
- 5/10 Phoenix destroyed by volcano-all lost!
- 5/10 John Chancellor becomes President of PSU
- 5/10 Pitt renamed CGS. Jane C. becomes Dean
- 5/10 7/11 changes name to 13/13 effective today
- 5/10 Scale breaks as George Foreman reaches 410 lbs.
- 5/10 Lilliputs Edelweise Boutique opens in Carnegie
- 5/11 dehydrated dolphin meat for dinner/ Aja to prepare
- 5/12 Hall and Oates become co-Presidents of Philadelphia
- 5/12 Tramps reunion-Toledo
- 5/12 major shootout in Phila. Pittsburgh named capital
- 5/12 dinner of dioxin fish and milk with Jane CC
- 5/13 PLGs computer system bombs out! Gray will fix.
- 5/13 Earthquake rocks Calif. SF Raiders become SF Shakers
- 5/13 supper with Aja,Jane C., Dan D., Bertha, Dan J.
- 5/14 stomach pumped out HealthAmerica
- 5/14 George Bush becomes Czar of Lithuania (for life)
- 5/14 Bra check- Matilda Aja leaves Jessica frustrated
- 5/14 Lilliputs Edelweise Boutique declares bankruptcy
- 5/14 noon meeting Ramroders 13/13
- 5/14 Hubble blows up- debris falls all over earth!
- 5/14 Daryl stabs John. Big shootouts in Pittsburgh + Phila!
- 5/14 lottery at $32 million- PLG hits. Dan D. goes to Phobos
- 5/15 Termite eliminators convention- Thaw Hall
- 5/15 Gertrude goes topless
- 5/15 Jim Brown becomes coach of Cleveland Browns
- 5/15 Jackie Sherill named coach of Pittsburgh Steelers
- 5/16 Pink Floyd renamed Red Patterson
- 5/16 Foreman reaches 503!
- 5/16 INHL becomes SHINHL
- 5/16 Swimsuit-Zebra photo session-Idi Amin
- 5/17 Jackie Sherill fired as coach of Pgh. Steelers
- 5/17 Dan announces Franco Harris as coach of Steelers
- 5/17 Red Patterson meets Wilma Wildebeast in Zaire
- 5/18 Tuna boats deliver dioxin dolphin to San Diego
- 5/18 Foreman in SD. Eats load. Weighs 592!
- 5/18 George Foreman loses title to Barry Lilis on tko.
- 5/19 Gertrude celled with Bertha in Pad 53 WPIC
- 5/19 Posvar elected mayor of Philadelphia
- 5/19 Nazis launch after Pittsburgh Pilgrims-to intercept
- 5/20 Aja and Jane become friends- to share Jane CC!
- 5/20 Franco and Jim get in fistfight
- 5/20 BIG shootouts in Pittsburgh and Cleveland.
- 5/21 Texas becomes part of USSR. Gorbachev is chancellor!
- 5/21 13/13 NAMES ITSELF polog
- 5/21 Mysterious object hits earth.-Planet nearly destroyed
- 5/22 Pete Rose elected to Hall of Fame (no pardon)
- 5/22 R M Nixon becomes mayor of Washington DC
- 5/22 Jane sues Jane CC. Dan D. retaliates.
- 5/22 Gorby and Bush go fishing- Volga. Posvar joins club.
- 5/22 Foreman reduces to 590. Will challenge again soon.
- 5/22 Rocky Marciano reconstituted!
- 5/22 Mildred makes marsupial stew- Aja invited
- 5/22 stomach pumped out- Montefiore
- 5/22 Muster bras!!!!!
- 5/22 opologo changed to ogolopo. Jane C. approves
- 5/23 Edelweise consumes US Air, renames Bud Dry Bud Sweet
- 5/23 Jupiter and Moon affixed- PLGs sys gone. Gray will retrieve.
- 5/23 Bertha runs out of WPIC- braless! Must attend conv.
- 5/23 BD-Idi Amin 56
- 5/23 Kelly Mitchell marries Asa Arrons
- 5/24 Nixon held on drug bust- smoking crack w/ M. Barry
- 5/24 Wash. DC becomes capital of PA. State rename Pennzoil.
- 5/24 George Bush resigns as Czar- to assume CEO of Pennzoil
- 5/25 ogolopo to have lunch with Jane C.
- 5/25 Alhambra wiped out by earthquake
- 5/25 Oates stabs Jane CC Pete Rose dead of drug overdose
- 5/27 moon and Mars mixed up- Teresias says its ok
- 5/27 George Foreman becomes coach of Minnesota Whalers
- 5/27 Whalers fold.. All food gone from warehouse.
- 5/27 Aja shot. Jane C. apprehended by Texas (Halifax) Rangers
- 5/28 Fire in Mississippi Burning put out by Foreman
- 5/30 ogolopo changed to usernameunknownpercis
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