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Dan Sroka August 1990 Calendar (Version 2)
- 8/1 Pilgrims on their way to Proxima Centauri murdered by Martian
Killer Tomatoes
- 8/1 Dups drop for 200 each due to general laziness!
- 8/1 Foreman wins- koes Frank Furter in 3 seconds of first round
- 8/1 Jane feels kicking-this one might be Humpty Dumpty...?
- 8/1 WPIC in caous- Bertha goes crazy- shoots 17, 11 fatally, 47
injured
- 8/2 Meteor Opologo crushes into Mt. Everest..Swami Nikhilananda
reconstituted as a result
- 8/2 Bra muster- Bertha, Aja, Merle and Olivia.. Jessica mad- leaves
- 8/2 Full moon over Reno
- 8/2 Steelers fire Noll, hire Jackie Sherril as new coach
- 8/3 Drought continues in Nevada, Pyramid Lake dries up....turtle bones
all over
- 8/3 Mormons move from Salt Lake to Pyramid Lake...clean up turtle
bones
- 8/3 Pilgrims (resurected) appear in masses at Pyramid Lake
- 8/4 PLG scores big.... F+ on last test... only way is up!
- 8/4 Mick sings Brown Sugar to Wilma... Wilma travels to Ahmadabad
again
- 8/4 Storms rock Mercury- Mercury fails... Pluto and Saturn
recover-load devided
- 8/5 C. Sagan visits Pyramid Lake. Sagan declares this consecrated
territory!
- 8/5 Dups try to use Saturn and Pluto.... all destroyed by inappropiate
commands
- 8/5 Jane feels a BIG kick- stomach ruptured- emergency room AGH
- 8/5 Claude Rains howls in Wilkinsburg
- 8/6 PLG cant sleep... feels drawn to Nevada
- 8/6 Modems worldwide fail.....sunspots and Plutos wobbly orbit
suspect
- 8/6 Hubble takes a blurry picture of Pyramid Lake from 5,090 miles up
- 8/6 Bertha in a straight jacket... busts free... on a MISSION FROM
BLACK ELK!!!!!
- 8/6 Tomato seeds infest Toodles Tex.
- 8/7 Merle visits Jane in AGH.. Daniel J. was there with Gertrude.
Merle stabbed in the neck!
- 8/7 NASA begins investigation of secret site in Nevada.. Spike Lee
named Mission commander
- 8/7 Jessica returning.. tired of it all.. back to usual grind
- 8/8 Public sees blurry Hubble picture on TV.......Dan Rather shocked!
- 8/8 Mass hysteria breaks out... TV media spilled the beans on Lake
Pyramid
- 8/8 Jane discharged from AGH. Jane has lunch with PLG at Termites Bar,
Wilkinsburg
- 8/8 Ambulance takes Jane to Magee on emergency... stomach pumped
out..POISONED!
- 8/9 Foreman wins another... 5 seconds of first round..KO of Popeye
Chicken
- 8/9 Pilgrims forgive Tomatoes... say they didnt mean it.. Sagan happy
- 8/9 Pirates 20 games ahead of Expos.... destined for World series
- 8/9 Hen brings Jane eggs at Magee. Jane eats them and convulsions
begin......
- 8/10 BRA muster for all game... line up in order... Olivia still gone
and Lilliput- no show
- 8/11 Steelers lose 91-0 to Texas Wetbacks in exhibition
- 8/11 Sagan says that Pyramid in the new SLC... Mormons flock to lake
- 8/11 Bertha stabbed while visiting Don Henley in LA...... in ICU
- 8/12 Hubble (blurry) photo of Rosalind, Larissa and Charon revealed
- 8/12 Nixon shuts down Pitt for good. PSU next target
- 8/12 Super bum dups drop for 200 each..... need the exercise!
- 8/13 Toodles Texas- vacation...... 13 straight days in heat- humidity
- 8/13 World shocked by implications of Hubble Rosalind photo..symbolism
at Pyramid Lake!
- 8/13 mass murders in LA, Pittsburgh, Birmingham, Buffalo, Reno and
Toodles
- 8/13 PLG going strong.... 9 straight F or F minus grades ( in one
day)!
- 8/13 G Foreman preaches..... GO to PYRAMID...... quits boxing...
praises Sr Ramakrishna
- 8/14 Bush raises taxes 50% more..... says he has no lips.. or
conscience
- 8/14 Bertha invites PLG, Hen, Aja, Jessica, Pitunia, and Merle to a
Wake
- 8/14 GSA closes deal on VB.... dumping scheduled for friday
- 8/15 Steelers fire Sherril.. hire Chuck Noll as coach for life. He is
given Arts dirt
- 8/15 Deimos fails...Phobos fails... Mars fails... SYSTEM BLOWUP... PLG and Hen responsible!
- 8/16 Nation flocks to Pyramid Lake... over 79,200,000 gather to
witness the MIRACLE
- 8/16 SLC Falcons bomb Steelers 99-0 in exhibition.. Noll throws dirt
in Great Salt Lake!
- 8/16 Continued kicks for Jane... busted with her friends.. once again
in jail with Pitunia
- 8/17 murder in Windsor ... Olivia found dead by Henley. He consults Spike Lee
- 8/17 Carl G. Jung visits Pyramid.............thinks it over
- 8/17 Joe Campbell visits Pyramid......... thinks it over
- 8/17 Sagan school CGJ and JC in on the significance of this..Praises
Sr Ramakrishna
- 8/18 Nuclear meltdowns across the world.. Thatcher says its the Killer
Tomatoes.
- 8/18 Bush says he will raise taxes 900% to compensate for this! Jung
confronts Bush.
- 8/18 G.Foreman rushes to Reno.. on a mission from Muhamad!!!!!!!!!
- 8/18 PLG feel drawn to the west..... plans trip to Carson City..
pilgrimage north
- 8/19 Steelers fold... Art sells out... become Lake Holyrollers of the
WCML
- 8/19 PLG goes to prison.. reason unclear.. but dups assume her
pilgramage.. Avis ordered
- 8/20 Toodles Texas taken over by termites and alien tomatoe plants!
- 8/20 Thatcher visits Pyramid..... stunned..... shocked..she hits a
pint of ale!
- 8/20 New carpet in VB lobby ripped out.. said to be from Nevada.. bare
tiles preferred
- 8/20 Bertha pounds Gorby at press conference... he calls her
parastroika!.
- 8/21 PLG out of lockup... rushes after dups... has second thoughts of
this all
- 8/21 Pirates fall 25 games out of first place- into last.... blame
Nevada hype for problems!
- 8/22 Foreman (finally) arrives at Pyramid Lake... eats over 970
baskets of Killer Tomatoes
- 8/22 PLG intercepts dup bums outside of Amarillo... Cant stop them.
on a mission!
- 8/22 Campbell writes a book on Pyramid Lake... Jung contemplates the
meaning
- 8/23 mass killings in Milwaukee and Houston
- 8/23 Lilliput feels big... tells her friends... she KNOWS what this is
all about!
- 8/24 World pilgrimages begin---- 700,000,000 million expected by
tonight
- 8/24 Sun spots flare up-- prepare for Hiroshima/Nagasaki 2!
- 8/24 ALL power out... world wide... everything in caous! The end is
near
- 8/24 Earth surrenders (via Sagan) to the force of Sr Ramakrishna
- 8/24 PLG again confronts the dup bums, outside Winslow... their
mission continues
- 8/24 PLG stabbed by mission dups and left for desert rats
- 8/25 Foreman barfs.... a flood begins..... Sr Ramakrishna says the
gates shall open...
- 8/25 MIRACLE! (helped by Foreman) the Pyramid Lake was filled again
- 8/25 Sagan calls it quits..Campbell says he has been duped.. Jung
thinks..archetypes..
- 8/26 G Foreman happy- resumes his fighting career... weight... 610
lbs.
- 8/26 Pirates vault back in first- bombard Expos.. Win NL title (on a
mission)
- 8/26 PLG intercepts goon dups at Pyramid Lake.. tells them Its Another
Saturday Night
- 8/27 Sam Cooke climbs out of Lake Pyramid.. he knows Swami
Nikhilananda..here we go again
- 8/28 DS becomes water
- 8/28 Sea Lions crawl from west coast to Reno- sunbathing?
- 8/29 PLG- tired of jail and quests.. settles for an academic career.
- 8/30 Planet shutters... Foreman eats more..did he get all KILLER
TOMATOES?
- 8/30 Carl and Joe decide grave life is better (but Carl thinks about
it)
- 8/31 Sea Lions reach Reno- what next?
- 8/31 Carl says he will think further- Joe re-burried- in bliss.
- 8/31 PLG takes dups and Bertha, Olivia, Jane and Mildred to Joes grave
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