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Dan Sroka August 1990 Calendar
- 8/1 Pilgrims on their way to Alpha Centauri murdered by Martian Killer
Tomatoes
- 8/1 Dups drop for 100 each due to general laziness!
- 8/1 Foreman wins- koes Frank Furter in 12 seconds of first round
- 8/1 Jane feels kicking-this one might be Humpty Dumpty...?
- 8/1 WPIC in caous- Bertha goes crazy- shoots 17, 9 fatally
- 8/2 Comet Ugulupu crushes into Mt. Everest..Swami Prabhavananda
resurected as a result
- 8/2 Bra muster- Matilda, Aja, Merle and Pitunia.. Aja mad- leaves
- 8/2 Full moon over Santiago
- 8/2 Steelers fire Noll, hire Bobby Womack as new coach
- 8/3 Drought continues in Nevada, Pyramid Lake dries up
- 8/3 Mormons move from Salt Lake to Pyramid Lake
- 8/3 Pilgrims (reimincarnated) appear in masses at Pyramid Lake
- 8/4 PLG scores big.... D- on last test... only way is up!
- 8/4 Mick sings Mixed Emotion to Wilma... Wilma travels to Zaire again
- 8/4 Earthquakes rock Venus- Venus fails... Venus and Earth share load..
- 8/5 Carl Sagan visits Pyramid Lake. Sagan declares this sacred territory!
- 8/5 Dups try to use Venus and Earth..... blow out Earth, and Mars too
- 8/5 Jane feels a BIG kick- stomach ruptured- emergency room PUH
- 8/5 Warren Zevon howls in Wilkinsburg
- 8/6 Lilliput can't sleep... feels drawn to Nevada
- 8/6 Modems worldwide fail.....sunspots and Venus wobbly orbit suspect
- 8/6 Hubble takes a blurry picture of Pyramid Lake from 3,702 miles up
- 8/6 Bertha in a straight jacket... busts free... on a MISSION FROM KRISHNA!!!!!
- 8/6 Termites infest Toodles Tex.
- 8/7 Jane CC visits Jane in PUH.. Daniel J. was there with Aja. Daniel
stabbed in the neck!
- 8/7 NASA begins investigation of secret site in Nevada.. Spike Lee
named adm. of project
- 8/7 Jessica leaving.. tired of it all.. back to Hollywood grind
- 8/8 Public sees blurry Hubble picture in press.......Nation shocked!
- 8/8 Mass hysteria breaks out... media spilled the beans on Lake Pyramid
- 8/8 Jane discharged from PUH. Jane has lunch with Lilliput at Sleezys
Bar, Wilkinsburg
- 8/8 Paramedics rush Jane to Magee on emergency... stomach pumped out..POISONED!
- 8/9 Foreman wins another... 5 seconds of first round..KO of Denny Breakfast
- 8/9 Pilgrims forgive Nazis... say they didnt mean it.. Sagan mad
- 8/9 Pirates 15 games ahead of Mets.... destined for World series
- 8/9 PLG brings Jane edelweise at Magee. Jane eats it and the kicking stops.
- 8/10 BRA muster for all game... line up in order... Aja still gone and Jane CC-no show
- 8/11 Steerlers lose 70-0 to Memphis Tugboats in exhibition
- 8/11 Sagan says that Pyramid in the new Holy City... Mormons flock to lake
- 8/11 Dan D. shot while visiting Hall/Oates in Phily....near death
- 8/12 Hubble (blurry) photo of Rhea, Himalia, Proteus, and Carme revealed
- 8/12 Nixon shuts down Pitt for good.
- 8/12 Lazy bum dups drop for 150 each..... need the exercise!
- 8/12 Toodles Texas- vacation...... 13 straight days in heat- humidity
- 8/13 World shocked by implications of Hubble Rhea photo...arrow
pointing at Pyramid Lake!
- 8/13 mass killings in Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, Buffalo,
Columbus and Toodles
- 8/13 PLG going strong.... 5 straight F or F minus grades ( in one day)!
- 8/13 George Foreman preaches..... GO to PYRAMID...... quits boxing... but not eating
- 8/14 Bush raises taxes 30% more..... says he has no lips
- 8/14 Jane invites PLG, Hen, Aja, Jessica, Pitunia, and Wilma to a Party
- 8/14 GSA closes deal on VB.... dumping scheduled for next week
- 8/15 Steelers fire Bobby Womack.. hire Chuck Noll as coach for life.
He is given Dans bones
- 8/15 Venus fails...Earth fails... Mars fails... SYSTEM BLOWUP... Dups
and PLG responsible!
- 8/16 Nation flocks to Pyramid Lake... over 78,500,000 gather to witneass the MIRACLE
- 8/16 Pheonix Cardinals bomb Steelers 107-0 in exhibition.. temp 107
degrees in shade!
- 8/16 More kicks for Jane... busted with her friends.. once again in jail with Lilliput
- 8/17 murder in Memphis... Wilma found dead (by Mick).. Mick consults Spike Lee
- 8/17 C. Jung visits Pyramid.............thinks it over
- 8/17 J. Campbell visits Pyramid......... thinks it over
- 8/17 Sagan school CGJ and JC in on the significance of this.. Hubble
takes photo (blurry) of it
- 8/18 Nuclear meltdowns across the world.. Gorby says its the Killer Tomatoes.
- 8/18 Bush says he will raise taxes 500% to compensate for this! Sagan
confronts Bush.
- 8/18 Foreman rushes to Reno.. on a mission from Brahman!!!!!!!!!
- 8/18 PLG feel PULLED to the west..... plans trip to Carson City..
pilgrimage north
- 8/19 Steelers fold... good life is over... become Nevada Deserts of the WCML
- 8/19 PLG goes to jail.. reason unclear.. but dups assume her west
pilgrimage.. Greyhound chartered
- 8/20 Toodles Texas mysteriously dissapears!
- 8/20 Gorby visits Pyramid..... stunned..... shocked..... he drinks a quart of vodka!
- 8/20 New carpet in VB lobby torn out.. said to be from Nevada.. old carpet replaced
- 8/20 Bertha stabs Bush at press conference... she cant read his lips.
- 8/21 PLG out of jail... rushes after Mission dups... has second
thoughts of this all
- 8/21 Pirates fall 39 games out of first place- into last.... blame
Nevada hype for their problems!
- 8/22 Foreman (finally) arrives at Pyramid Lake... eats over 300
bushells of Killer Tomatoes
- 8/22 PLG intercepts dup bums outside of Oklahoma City... Cant stop them!
- 8/22 Campbell writes a book on Pyramid Lake... Jung contemplates the implications
- 8/23 mass killings in Pittsburgh and Denver
- 8/23 Lilliput feels big... begins to talk... she KNOWS what this is all about!
- 8/24 World pilgrimages begin---- 803,000,000 million expected this
week end alone...
- 8/24 Sun spots flare up-major bombardment due, prepare for
Hiroshima/Nagasaki 2!
- 8/24 ALL power out... world wide... everything in caous
- 8/24 Earth surrenders (via Carl Sagan) to the force of the Holy City
- 8/24 PLG again confronts the dup bums, outside Cedar City... their mission continues
- 8/24 PLG bludgeoned by dups and left for desert rats
- 8/25 Foreman barfs.... a flood begins..... Yahwew says the gates shall open...
- 8/25 By a miracle (helped by Foreman) the Pyramid Lake was filled again
- 8/25 Sagan calls it quits..Campbell says he has been duped.. Jung thinks it over..
- 8/26 Foreman happy- resumes his fighting career... weight... 509 lbs.
- 8/26 Pirates vault back in first- bombard Mets.. Win world series (on a mission)
- 8/26 PLG intercepts goon dups at Pyramid Lake.. tells them the Thrill is Gone..
- 8/27 B.B. King climbs out of Lake Pyramid.. he knows Swami
Prabhavananda ..here we go!
- 8/28 DS becomes stone
- 8/28 Turtles crawl from west coast to Reno- Gambling?
- 8/29 PLG- tired of jail and quests.. settles for the good life- a steady job-etc.
- 8/30 Earth shutters... Foreman eats more..did he get all KILLER TOMATOES?
- 8/30 Campbell and Jung decide grave life is better (but Jung thinks about it)
- 8/31 Turtles reach Reno- what next?
- 8/31 Jung says he will think further- Campbell re-burried- in bliss.
- 8/31 PLG takes dups and Jane, Olivia, Dan D. and Jane CC to Campbells grave site
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