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Dan Sroka March-July 1990 Calendar
- 3/30 bug scratchers reunion
- 5/2 Bay watch oil soaked whales
- 5/5 Gertrudes bra check
- 5/7 Queen Elizabeth to Nova Scotia
- 5/7 edelwise merges with Budweiser
- 5/9 Jane C. has illegitimate baby girl- names it Jane CC.
- 5/11 tramps reuinite again sewers of Carthan
- 5/13 May turns to April
- 5/20 delayed daffodils delivered
- 5/20 PLG changed to polog... Jane C. approves
- 5/20 NFL changes schedule to play all year round
- 5/22 Sun spots act up Bob Seger dies
- 5/24 Jane C. shoots Daniel J.
- 5/25 major shoot outs in Phila. and Pittsburgh
- 5/27 Janc C. promoted to President of communications/Pitt
- 5/30 Lilliput granted freedom by Soviet Union
- 6/2 No moon over Parador
- 6/3 Warren Zevon dies
- 6/3 Warren Zevon buried
- 6/3 Warren Zevon comes back as Merle Oberon
- 6/3 Jane C. Dan J., Daryl, and Jessica attend funeral for WZ
- 6/6 Werewolfs run rampant- most paramount- Claude Rains
- 6/6 Pittsburgh Bulls merge with Chicago Bulls- become Cleveland Bull Dykes
- 6/7 Cleveland Bull Dykes join MISL
- 6/9 tornado rips thru Philadelphia- kills Hall and Oates
- 6/11 Hall and Oates mummified and sent to Alexandria
- 6/12 Jessica wants more, Aja leaves, Jane C. shoots self, Dan D. electrified
- 6/13 Mexico City Bumbs become MC Bums- move to Tijuanna
- 6/13 Tijuanna MC Bums join Confederate Division of NFL
- 6/14 mail merge with MS word, file, works, mail and tidlywinks 2
- 6/20 Jane C and Jane CC shot by Jessica
- 6/21 Jessica moves to Memphis (not Nashville)
- 6/22 Elvis rises from the dead!
- 6/22 Cleveland Bull Dykes in first place!
- 6/23 Concubine Jane C. Matilda Bertha Jessica Pitunia Mildred Merle (Aja gone)
- 6/24 hospital- ICU Mercy, life is gone!
- 6/25 Jessica moves to Pgh. (permanently)
- 6/27 SIC changes back to CIS
- 6/27 desk top publishing in LRC!
- 6/28 from the sun spots-merc.,jupiter, saturn and uranus are aligned.......
- 6/29 total destruction inevitable
- 7/1 Dan D. reincarnated, elopes with Jessica
- 7/2 major gunfights in Phila. and Pgh.
- 7/3 moonshine run #9 southeast northwest east southern central Kentucky
- 7/3 scrub tub-- scrub toilet
- 7/5 edelwise for brunch
- 7/6 Mike Gotfried becomes coach of Pittsburgh Steelers
- 7/6 Steelers join old AFL. Sid Gilman elected commissioner
- 7/8 PLGs 35 bd
- 7/12 120 degrees- all time NA record other than desert
- 7/20 shave head bald- prepare for brain transplant
- 7/25 Cleveland Bull Dykes become the Columbus MeltDowns
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