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Dan Sroka's Humor Network Presents eBuse Me!

Hey Asshole- you want abuse?

I'll Give you abuse! Only it will be eBuse

I'm Baluga H Cornhole and I'm one old, bitter, frustrated bastard. I hate people, especially wimpish assholes like you! . So, I organized this here internet club thing for twerpish wimps of your type just so I can batter, berate and humiliate you in public and private.

If you like to be abused, well get use to being eBused . For if you have the balls to join this club, I'm gonna send you a foul mouthed tirade periodically in which I batter and belittle you to the point that you will have NO self-esteem left whatsoever. I'll dominate your weak ass, and have you in such a quagmire of self-doubt and self-pity that you will become even more of a patsy-ass slob than you already are. And, if you have the audacity to respond to any of my eBuse Me! mailings I'll personally come around and physically beat the fucking shit out of your twerpish ass. I've fucked up plenty of people better than you over the years.

So, just sign up for eBuse Me! below and sit back and wait for your periodic ass-beating. I know you're anal-retentive anyway, so get the constipation worked up so that when I give you your weekly ass fucking you can let it all out!

2/08

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