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Dan Sroka Presents Digital Diarrhea Volume #29

50,000 Volt DC Solid Steel Killer Dildo

Now you can get the world's most powerful electic vibrator- the 50,000 volt solid steel killer dildo and use it in the privacy of your own home, hotel room, bathroom (or wherever you fuck your partner or yourself!). Yes- this solid steel vibrator will kill your partner (or you) with just one use- guaranteed!

Just think- you can have the ultimate climax- and die right on the spot while doing it! The 50,000 volt DC current this monster delivers is enough to kill an elephant, or even a big bulldyke. So you have little to worry about..... you use this fucker and YOU WILL BE DEAD! Instantly!

Throw out all those other obsolete vibrators and dildos you have laying around the house- the vibrating anal dildo you hid in the closet- the anal explorer dildo you keep next to the toilet- that 15 inch anal destroyer you use nightly- even that diesel powered dildo which goes soooooo deeeep! Toss them all in the garbage because this baby is the ultimate- it will get you or your partner the absolute final/fatal bliss that you have been looking for.... guaranteed!

Do you want a royal ass reaming? Do you fags want a 2 hour ass reaming? Can't satisfy your girlfriend no matter how hard you fuck her with your pitiful little pecker? The Solid Steel Killer Dildo is for you. Manufactured by the world's experts on dildos/vibrators- the gooks over in China, this killer will annihilate anyone alive. Straight from the Daxian Peoples Rubber Mill- which has produced over 30 billion fake cocks/dildos- this electic vibrator will make all other sex tools obsolete. This Chinese Dildo Factory has outdone itself with the 50,000 Volt DC Solid Steel Killer Dildo. Join the sensation sweeping the globe- DILDO Fever!

This killer apparatus is now available in America. Shipped directly from Woodrow's Dildo Shop over in Leeds, UK, we can deliver this murderer directly to your house or office here in the US. We avoid US Customs/Laws against shipping a killing device in this manner- since it comes directly from the UK. (Thousand's have already killed their sex partners or themselves over in England). Don't miss out on the latest craze. You will love Dildo Fever!

Get this powerful killer now. Just 4 quick, easy payments of $78.00 each- and we will ship the 50,000 Volt DC Solid Steel Killer Dildo to you in an unmarked box straight from Leeds. And shipping is only $60.00. You will also pay $40.00 insurance. Wow- just $412.00 and you will be on your way to your grave! How can you beat that?

Send an email to killerdildo@safe-mail.net to start the process. You'll love the 50,000 Volt DC Solid Steel Killer Dildo

3/08

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