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Dan Sroka Presents Digital Diarrhea Volume #24

Mixed up Bulldyke Admits To A Strange Fetish

Over the years the Digital Diarrhea News Service has introduced you to some weird and perverted fuckoffs. Our latest dirt may be one of the strangest of all. This weirdo is a professional gay girl who has a fetish for mens feet! But, they have to be big feet, otherwise this pervert is not interested.

Jezebelle Grizzly is legal counsel for the Palo Alto Clandestine Bulldyke Society. She is an admitted bulldyke/man-hater as well. But, Digital Diarrhea has caught Jezebelle Grizzly in a compromising position and we used our clout to blackmail her ass. We gave her $4.99 (the cost of a bottle of Thunderbird) for rights to publish this bizarre story in Digital Diarrhea.

Grizzly stated “I like Thunderbird, and I can use the publicity”. So, here is the filth on this mixed up pervert.

Our star reporter Helena Frenulum Hymen just happened to conveniently be on vacation in the Palo Alto area. Now, Helena has nothing to do with lesbos, mind you. But she did happen to be checking on the capers of the infamous big Bulldyke Gertrude while on vacation in Palo Alto and this lead to some interesting situations.

Hymen had the opportunity to actually attended a meeting of the Clandestine Bulldykes at their convention hall on Bryant. And while there, she just serendipitously caught Jezebelle Grizzly “with her pants down”, so to speak.

The bulldykes were going through their usual chaos at the meeting: fighting, harassing each other, throwing watermelons, etc. Not wanting any watermelon seeds in her new hairdo, Helena ducked into a rear room to avoid the mayhem. But, there she stumbled upon legal counsel Jezebelle Grizzly. And, she was not alone! She was with a man!

And, of all things- Jezebelle, known gay girl, was servicing the man! Helena witnessed the bulldyke sucking on and eating this big burly macho construction workers big feet! Yes, she was sucking the fungus right out of his toes, right there, in the Bulldykes convention hall!

As quick with her hands as she is with her mind, Reporter Hymen snapped a picture of this activity as evidence. After Grizzly got her rocks off and finished up her big feet fetish activity, Hymen settled with the legal shithead for the cost of a bottle of Thunderbird.

Pervert bulldyke sucking a big stinking foot

The Clandestine Bulldyke Society is not aware of this incident. Not until now. It will be interesting to see what the bulldykes will do now that the cat is out of the bag.

Jezebelle Grizzly’s only comments on being caught in this awkward position was “man, I like my Thunderbird. Give me some big stinking feet, and a bottle, and I’m in heaven”.

There you have it, from right out of the closet, straight from the horses mouth!

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