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Dan Sroka Presents Digital Diarrhea Volume #19

Babe Offers A Free Blow job!

(DDNS) The Digital Diarrhea News Service has contracted with one luscious lovely to give you a deal you can’t refuse! We arranged for some lucky man to get a totally free blow job from one of the hottest babes we know- Ice Princess.

Ice Princess in her red platform high heels, miniskirt and tit's hanging out

Here’s how the deal works. Digital Diarrhea wants to boost its fan club membership. So, everyone who signs up as a member of Dan Sroka's Humor Network fan club between now and Dec. 31, 2007 will be entered in a special drawing to have Ice Princess give you a public blow job right in the middle of Times Square in New York City.

IP is one hot babe, as you can readily see. And when she locks her lips on your whopper you are going to be in another dimension! We’ve heard tell that other than Frauline Fellatio Freda, no one in all of America can give you a better tongue bath than Ice Princess.

Just think- you could be shooting your load all over her pretty face and lips , before thousands, maybe millions of onlookers! And, she promises to wear her red mini-skirt and red platform high heels for the blow job special! Put your hands back on the desk, pervert.

So, if you want a chance at an opportunity to shoot everything you got all over one of the hottest babes around- get your ass over and sign up as a member of the Dan Sroka's Humor Network fan club. Ice Princess is just salivating- thinking of you!

2/08

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