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The first
NEW Digital Diarrhea News Brief in over 4 years.
*Is bulldyke Gibby Gilligan a MAN?
*Senorita Stimclit signs for a tit rubbing movie
*Bombs over Pakistan
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Gibby Gilligan Signs with WWE
It was predicted! It was inevitable! The
world's tallest woman today signed a long term, multi-million dollar contract with World Wrestling Entertainment. Gibby Gilligan, the 9 foot tall Swedish female monster will be kicking everyones ass in the major league of professional wrestling.
Big Bulldyke Gertrude, Gibby's manager and lover, indicated the long term contract signed by the 280 lb. female beast is "the most lucrative contract signed by any wrestler in history and is worth about 48 million dollars over 3 years." Gertrude said her first act in the WWE will be to kick Vince square in the balls right in the middle of the ring before 15,000 rabid fans. "I'll put him out of commission permanently", stated the big 400 lb human gorilla.
Gibby Gilligan will initially face off against a wrestler known as the "Big Show", a 500 lb male who is the largest (male) athlete in the world. "I'll destroy that big fat lardass MFer" cried Gibby. Gertrude stated that the Big Show is currently having surgery done, but when he returns, "Gibby will kick his big ass from here to Timbucktu, and back again".
The WWE contract allows for Bulldyke Gertrude to be involved in WWE storylines and matches and the big monster is expected to pick on owner Vince first and run amuck through the two brands of the WWE- Raw and Smackdown. Gertrude predicted "Gibby is the hottest monster alive- she will annihilate these male pricks and
dominate the WWE for years to come!"
If you don't believe Gibby is the hottest female alive- search Google for "Gibby Gilligan". "You'll learn-
the hard way!"
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Gibby Gilligan captures Saddam!
Everyone said she was dead. But
bulldyke Gibby Gilligan is not only alive and well, but she captured the ruthless prick, fucking tyrant
Saddam Hussein! The 9 foot tall bitch beat the fuck out of Saddam as well- all in
Pedro's Pool Hall last night!
Now the boys at Pedro's are preparing to kill the MFer. Don't miss this breaking news story. Gibby saves the day..........
Gibby Gilligan Fucks up Saddam
Wow! This stripper shit right on the stage. I wonder if she got shit all over her platform high heels?
Babe Takes a Big Shit