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Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

School janitor (some call him a urinal scrubber) Wilbur Creampuff worked long and hard to keep the school immaculately clean. But recently Wilbur had been having trouble- he thought maybe the rigorous toilet scrubbing had caused him to suffer from carpal tunnel of the wrists. Wilbur visited his physician, Dr. Poindexter Skinflint and after several medical tests were complete, Dr. Skinflint informed Wilbur of the bad news. He was suffering from a rare disease- masturbationitis, sometimes called “too much jacking off”. As his condition was so well advanced, Skinflint had no alternative but to cut off both of Wilbur's hands at the wrist. Wilbur cried a river of tears, knowing the party was over now.


Copyright © Dan Sroka 5/7/01




Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Mean spirited Machiavellian Union President Baluga H Cornhole was a man known for his ruthless disregard for the working man. He was hated and despised by the rank and file across the board. But word arrived in Cornhole’s office that one of the union members was in a difficult predicament. Wilbur Creampuff had to have both hands amputated and that obviously meant he could no longer jack off. The compassionate Baluga H Cornhole authorized a prosthetic jack off hand for Creampuff. It would be paid for, in full, from the union coffers. Baluga did order Creampuff’s union dues doubled, effective immediately, however.

Copyright © Dan Sroka 5/7/01, 6/08




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