Dan Sroka's Berserk Briefs #44

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Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

No one likes to shop more than Big Bertha. The middle aged living ringer washing machine shops nearly every day- for hours at a time. But Big Bertha has an ulterior motive to her shopping game. You see, Bertha likes only one thing more than shopping- she like to eat- and eat a lot. So while shopping the human gorilla may eat four or five meals. And these are BIG meals- like 16 pieces of fried chicken in one setting, then maybe 4 servings of spaghetti and meatballs a few hours later, and maybe a 16 inch pizza with everything an hour after that. Now, I know you are wondering- how can even Big Bertha eat ALL of that with out shitting? Well, here’s the deal. As stated, Big Bertha likes to eat (a lot), shop (a lot), and , number three, she likes to SHIT (A LOT). In fact, Big Bertha gets a special thrill of going into a ladies room with her intestines ready to explode so that she can make a royal fucking mess of the place. Come on now- all of you women out there know how filthy these public ladies rest rooms are at the malls. Well, Big Bertha does her share of making scat messes. BUT, who is making all of the other public ladies rooms across the globe such messes? Are YOU like Big Bertha?

Copyright © Dan Sroka 9/15/04,

Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Gayboy Wilbur Creampuff walked into his favorite porno shop. He needed new jack off material as his last porn magazine was filled with dried cum- sticking each and every page together. The wimpish fag looked through all the homo mags and had a difficult time deciding which one he should buy. His favorites were a gorilla ass fucking a twerp (like him) and a gayboy gang bang where a twerp (like him) was ass fucked by 50 fags dressed in army uniforms in a prison setting. “Such difficult choices”, thought Wilbur. He paged through the magazines again wondering if he liked the gorilla or the 50 ass rapes more. One was $19 and the other $18, and he only had a 20 dollar bill. Which to buy? Indecisive Wilbur couldn’t make up his mind. What to do? Time passed by as Wilbur pissed around trying to make a decision. Finally, at closing time, the porno store clerk threw Fag Wilbur out of the store for loitering. Dejected, Wilbur walked home and pulled out his wretched old-used, cum filled porn magazines. After masturbating all over the place, Wilbur fell into a deep sleep. He dreamed of being violently ass fucked by a vicious gorilla and then being put in a prison where 50 men ass raped him one after another. Wilbur woke from the dream, laying on a prison floor, with 50 men and a gorilla staring at the fagot. “Such difficult choices”, thought Wilbur.

Copyright © Dan Sroka 9/17/04,

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