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Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka
Some things in this world just don’t make any sense. His wine had turned to water. What the hell? A distant voice, like that from an angelic choir, told him “the party is over”. Was he crazy? Cold he no longer get high? “I’m NOT nuts”, he whispered to himself. But, an internal voice answered: “You are stone fucking crazy.. it’s over now!” Matchbox Twenty.. “Unwell”.. that’s it.. “Rob wrote that for me!”. He convinced himself that he really is stone fucking nuts! And the banjo kept playing into eternity.
Copyright © Dan Sroka 5/28/03
Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka
Wilbur was in a predicament! The masturbation king had recently had a prosthetic jack off hand installed to replace one of his amputated hands. However, the jack off hand did not fit his pencil sized dick. Therefore Wilbur couldn't jack off, What’s a man to do? Sucker Wilbur consulted Dr. Skinflint with his problem. Skinflint explained the solution was for Wilbur to have an operation to amputate his cock and both arms at the shoulders. Wilbur agreed to the amputations. Obviously he would no longer have to work because he would have no arms. He called his employer and told his boss... “fuck you- I quit!”
Copyright © Dan Sroka 5/28/03, 
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