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Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Paul’s untimely and tragic murder remained a mystery. Sure- there were witnesses who claimed they saw Buckminster kill him with a pipe in the bar, after they argued. Even the owner of the establishment, someone known as Pedro, accused Buckminster of the crime. The official police record reads “Pedro, bar owner, verified Paul was beaten to death by Buckminster.” But the lawyers got involved. The legal eagles found that Buckminster was at Jill's at the moment Paul was killed. Another attorney established that he was unequivocally at Thorn's place just then. At the same time another lawyer verified Buckyballs was actually at Paul's... not at the bar! So, even though the eyewitnesses know who killed Paul.. the lawyers have clouded this forever. Do you know who killed Paul? How can you prove it in a court of law?

Copyright © Dan Sroka 5/4/01




Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

He bopped her last night and could not get her out of his mind. What legs. What hair. What a mouth. Matchbox Twenty was playing in the background just as they both had a simultaneous mutual climax and together they went to the moon- or somewhere way out there in deep, deep outer space. She was the most excitement he’d had in his thirty years. But, she was gone now, never to return. They don’t make the inflatable sex dolls like they use to. She’s got an irreparable crack right up the middle of her ass. But the memories will last a lifetime.

Copyright © Dan Sroka 5/5/01, 3/08




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