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Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka
He’d made a big mistake when he ate sauerkraut and sardines for lunch just before the big board meeting. There he was with the top executives in their three piece suits and top hats at the most important meeting of the year and he really had to shit! The CEO started the meeting promptly. The conference room doors were locked. The agenda was, one by one, the 40 major account representatives would give a detailed history of their endeavors over the past 12 months. He squeezed his ass as tight as he could as the first boring pompous-assed bean counter let loose with the verbal diarrhea. Oh, his stomach was gurgling and his butt was ready to explode. The oil from the sardines must have lubed up his ass as he felt liquid oozing out. He would never make it. A volcano of fecal mater shot everywhere. He shit himself and embarrassed and disgraced the entire corporation. That was his last day on the job. Now he’s cleaning out sewers full time. He can eat all the sardines and sauerkraut he wants now. If he has to shit- he just does it right there on the job- with no hassles or embarrassment.
Copyright © Dan Sroka 11/25/01
Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka
Big fat shyster Doughboy sat at the table eating his morning bagels and lox as he looked at the want ads. Lardo was looking to better his lot in the world. Former bean-counter at his brother-in-laws company- he was fired and was now working cleaning out sewers. Doughboy munched down on his sourdough bagel and fish balls and he found a promising ad. “Professional Shitter Wanted” the ad read. Doughboy swallowed hard and fast as he read. “No qualifications, top pay”. Bigboy got excited and fired off his hand written resume to the Westside Toilet Conglomerate. “Finally I’ll get a job that I can do successfully”, thought Doughboy, as greasy fish oils and sesame seeds dripped out of his mouth onto his suit.
Copyright © Dan Sroka 11/25/01, 
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