Dan Sroka's Berserk Briefs #31

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Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

She was going to be a tough one to get over! So beautiful. A body that would make a dead man cum. Intelligent. Heaven sent. He wondered were he went wrong. It was so wonderful while it lasted. Why did he have to fuck everything up? So she caught him with her panties and platform high heels on- dancing in the bedroom before his quasi-fag buddies. What was wrong with that? Well, there are plenty of young beautiful girls around, so it did not really matter anyway. But- would the panties smell the same and would the high heels have enough elevation to them? Damn! If he’d only been more discreet. He second guessed it all as he dressed for work. He noticed his briefs were gone. His laborer boots could not be found. She stole them! That no good cross-dressing mother fucker! Now, he’d have to wear her panties and high heels on his ditch digging job.......FUCK!

Copyright © Dan Sroka 11/14/01

Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Not to be outdone by the latest terroristic threats, evil minded Baluga H Cornhole has leaked his most sinister plan yet to fuck you up and bring America (and the rest of the world) to it’s knees. Baluga has hooked up with crazed inventor and world famous pervert Dr. Ezzard Scrotumballs and they have conceived of a new man made virus. This hybrid concoction is a biological warfare mechanism which Baluga plans on spreading across the globe so as to achieve his life long dream of world domination. This new virus, labeled “Scrotumballs Cornholer” is devastating. It enters your system and makes your sexual organs decay and disintegrate. Then, it enables sexual organs of the opposite sex to grow in place of those lost. So, physically a man changes to a woman and a woman changes to a man. But mentally you are not changed at all. As a result, you are completely stymied and a mental wreck. And that’s just what Baluga wants- to fuck you up in one fashion or another. Baluga said he has enough new virus to infect every person on earth (excluding himself and Scrotumballs) and he will start releasing the virus into the environment next week. After about a week of incubation and the subsequent hysteria, Baluga will pay you a visit, collect your worth, and leave you to die in your convoluted mixed up mental/physical quagmire. So long- Sucka!

Copyright © Dan Sroka 11/14/01,

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