Dan Sroka's Berserk Briefs #30

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Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Are you tired of all the hassles of modern-day living? Would you like a quick, easy exit from all of the turmoil around you? Well that ingenious and creative inventor Dr. Ezzard Scrotumballs has your ticket to oblivion. You see, Dr. Scrotumballs most recent invention is the “Anal Pipe Bomb”. All you do is insert this foot long pipe up your ass (it comes lubed with petroleum jelly for easy insertion), set the timer, and wait. The Anal Pipe Bomb contains enough explosive to bring down a small building- so it will surely put you out of commission permanently. Just think- you could invite your extended family over and have them all witness, and possibly videotape your grand exodus. The Anal Pipe Bomb comes with a 100% guarantee that it will kill you, or your money will be cheerfully refunded. But you don’t need to worry about that. 30 pipe bombs have been used so far and there ain’t nothing remaining of those 30 sorry assed mother fuckers but blood and a few bones splattered everywhere. So, if you want to end it all- send $400 cash, and $50 shipping cost to Dr. Ezzard Scrotumballs. You’ll receive your “Anal Pipe Bomb” in a anthrax free brown paper package delivered right to your door by the US Postal Service. You’ll be out of here as soon as you shove it up your ass and start counting.
Adios- amigo!

Copyright © Dan Sroka 11/10/01

Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

After an all night long session of human sausage sucking Ice Princess had a super-bad case of oral herpes. IP’s lips looked like a pimple and pus factory. What would the sexy queen of oral activity do now? She went to Dr. Poindexter Skinflint seeking help. Skinflint told her he could get rid of her herpes naturally and quickly, but that IP would have to “suck on my rod” for the rest of the day. This happened, but the only result, other than Skinflint shooting body fluids everywhere, was that he got genital herpes. IP was now very upset, for her livelihood at the strip bar was giving the boys at the club a workout. She could not do that now. As a last resort, Ice Princess went to Dr. Hector Kilroy, a STD expert. Kilroy told IP he could cure her oral herpes quickly and naturally. He would give here a “facial” along with the other 20 physicians in the clinic, and that would clear up her problem. IP stripped down for her treatment, but 2 hours after the “bath” she was still covered in herpes, warts, open bleeding ulcers and other ugly growths. IP had no choice. She quit her job as a stripper, sent for Dr. Ezzard Scrotumballs “Anal Pipe Bomb” and, upon arrival, inserted the bomb and ended it all.

Copyright © Dan Sroka 11/10/01,

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