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Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka
14 years of utter frustration ended when Coach Bob turned in his resignation to the West Cold Balls Boys School and Military Academy board of directors. The teams he’d coached for that many years never won a single football game. A horrendous record and losing streak, the worst in the nation- 0 wins, 165 loses and 3 ties were the legacy Coach Bob left. Every single student he had ever coached flunked out of school and went on to be a completely worthless, unproductive societal leech. The Board was ready to fire Coach Bob when he unexpectedly turned in his resignation. Coach Bob informed the school administration he’d been offered a high paying coaching position in the XFL. The West Cold Balls Boys School and Military Academy board of directors unanimously awarded Coach Bob a generous severance package and a signing/leaving bonus.
Copyright © Dan Sroka 5/2/01
Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka
Roughneck Rambo Sambo has a lot of notches on his belt. He’s a hard drinking alcoholic street fighting uneducated tough guy. Each notch represents a major battle he’s been in over the last 45 years. Rambo Sambo has never lost a fight, so he says. But tonight, he’s in for a real ass kicking. The reason for that is the slim babes in the bar noticed that belt. They figure THAT belt, with all its notches, could easily be cut up and made into several small belts for their petite little waistlines. Ice Princess sashayed over in her stiletto high heels and the others followed like ducks. Sambo’s blurry, blood shot eyes opened wide. Seconds later, he was on the floor, beltless and stunned. The legend of Roughneck Rambo Sambo was now over. The sexy babes cut that belt 4 ways and now all those notches cover their slim hour-glass waistlines. Are you looking for an ass kicking?
Copyright © Dan Sroka 5/2/01, 
3/08
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