Dan Sroka's Berserk Briefs #27

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Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Lefty Bile charged toward the Bamberg Bordello. He was going to get his moneys worth now. He stuck the syringe right in his jugular vein and mainlined the liquid viagra. Before his eyes- his cock began growing and popped right through his pants. His dick was as long as a baseball bat! What could he do? He could not enter even a whorehouse in this state! His prick got bigger and bigger. Soon it was dragging across the sidewalk. His whole body turned into one giant prick- ready to explode. Testosterone and cum began oozing out of every pore in Lefty Biles body. Then, he exploded into a mass of cum and flesh. Lefty was dead, the first know casualty of spontaneous viagra overload. Learn the lesson from the modern day legend of Lefty Bile. Don’t mainline liquid viagra- or you will turn into a bigger prick than you already are!

Copyright © Dan Sroka 10/14/01

Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Dougboy's computer was filled with every virus, trojan horse, worm and digital cancer known. In fact, he has so much poison and filth in the thing that it began operating itself. Commands were being issues by the malignant worm inits which caused counter actions and retaliatory strikes by the fag porno virus scripts. Alien MTN programs self activated to counter this influx which spread killer worms throughout every sector of his 6 terabyte HD. The PC was turning on and off at random, working without electricity, and actually started moving around of fatboys cluttered, messy desk. It was a new piece of equipment. But fatboy Doughboy could not return it for warranty repair as he’d stolen it from the computer store he worked in. So Doughboy had no choice in the matter. He pulled the plug on the beast and began carrying it down to the basement where he would crush the computer up with a sledge hammer. But the PC turned boiling hot, burning blubber boys fat hands. He dropped the computer down the steps and he lost his balance and fell down the steps as well. Police found Doughboy a week later, dead, in his basement- with his head crushed through the computer monitor. Was Doughboy just a clumsy lardass idiot or did the hijacked computer kill him? What do you think?

Copyright © Dan Sroka 10/15/01,

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