Dan Sroka's Berserk Briefs #26

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Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Union steward Buckminster told his boys at the Bituminous Coal Hand Crushers local in Wheeling that the economic downturn had hit. All 504 of the hand crushers were being terminated- immediately. The market for hand crushed bituminous coal had dried up. The union members would lose all benefits, pensions, health care and any seniority they had accumulated. He told the uneducated dolts that the situation was not as bleak as it seemed, however. Buckminster knew that the Westside Toilet Conglomerate had just fired all of their employees that were members of the United Brotherhood of Professional Shitpot Testers Local 44, and that they were looking for new replacement shitters. Minimum wage- and no benefits- but at least there were jobs available. The boys left the union hall in a downtrodden state of mind. But as they grew closer to the Westside Toilet Conglomerate they perked up. The fumes took their worries away. The boys would have to start anew, in a different career- but there was plenty of hope (and fumes) to go around for all. Buckminster snuck out the back with a big roll of $100 bills.

Copyright © Dan Sroka 10/13/01

Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Lefty Bile staggered out of the Bamberg Bordello drunk, frustrated and humiliated. He’d paid 100 DM, taken 2 viagra pills, and still couldn’t get his dick hard. The man who in the past could fuck 5 girls in one night could not even get a hard dick in a whore house with an artificial sexual stimulant! Bile swayed down the street, burping and hiccuping off the booze. He staggered into fellow street bum Rambo Sambo. Sambo asked Bile what his fucking problem was now? Lefty Bile explained. Rambo told the sleaze he had the cure. Rambo Sambo had liquid viagra! This is the stuff you shoot right into your jugular and you turn into a raving fucking werewolf. Sambo gave him one 10 cc syringe full. Lefty Bile headed back in the direction of the Bamberg Bordello. He was going to get his moneys worth.
(Continued in the next Berserk Briefs)

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