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Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka
Sorry assed sad-sack loser Farmer Hoover Damster III had fucked up again. The bovine tit puller was sweating his balls off milking his big stinking cows in the 100+ degree summer heat when he realized he had to take a shit. He bolted for the farm house. His ass was ready to explode. By the time he reached the house he had layer after layer of cow manure all over his brogine boots. He momentarily stopped to wipe his shit covered shoes on the door mat but it was all over. His pants filled up with sludge. Farmer Hoover Damster III returned to milking his stinking cows with his pants full of shit. “I’ll teach them mother fuckers a lesson”, he thought, as sweat poured off his balls and poisonous gasses engulfed everything.
Copyright © Dan Sroka 8/9/01
Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka
Grimy Alfonso worked for 53 years in the same steel mill. The uneducated milhunk never missed a single days work. He had 730 accumulated sick days, which he figured collectively amounted to $138,700 of income due him. $138,700 would be a nice supplement, in conjunction with his company sponsored pension (which he figured was worth @ $2.4 million). Alfonso would be set for a very comfortable retirement. The day of his retirement, his employer of 53 years, fired Grimy Alfonso on the grounds that he “never learned a damn thing in more than 50 years on the job.” Alfonso lost all benefits and his pension. Alfonso put a bullet through his brain and went into a coma. He was on life support for 13 months. His hospital bills tallied $2.5 million and the hospital had to cut off his life support. Grimy Alfonso died a penniless pauper waste, leaving his family bankrupt and in jail due to the debt.
Copyright © Dan Sroka 8/10/01, 
5/08
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