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Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka
She’s just your average teenage sexpot. Addicted to Rob Thomas, money, the mirror, that magic she controls with her little box, and all the rest. 19 years old and looking like she came straight from Heaven. And there you are- a 50 something overweight, uneducated, alcoholic, divorced slob. Sitting there all day watching the WWE and dreaming of a girl you fucked 35 years ago that kind of reminds you of her. What are you going to do now? You don’t even know who Rob Thomas is- you have no fucking money- you sure as hell can’t look in a mirror without barfing- you still want and need that magic box- and all the rest. What are you going to do now sucker?
Copyright © Dan Sroka 7/21/01
Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka
Was it a dream or a flashback? Anyway, I went down to the Chelsea Drug store to get your prescription(s) filled. Standing in line with Mr. Jimmy, we listened as Mick sang his song. He offered me a cherry red soda but I told him I don’t drink no more. The Pharmacist said this is gonna take a long, long time. Your prescriptions would take forever to fill! Percoset, percodan, digoxin, procardia, methadone, Didrex, dolophine, equanil, methamphetamine, Levobupivacaine, Xenical, dexamyl, miltown 400, valium, thorazine, Ferrous Gluconate, Zyban, antibuse, phenergan, Retin-A, Baycol, meclizine HCL, pacatal, niamid, desoxyn, librium, Valtrex, nucodan, mepergan, Celebrex, harmaline, zocor, Phentermine, ACYCLOVIR, Lactisol, viagra, Felbatol, Lindane Topical, Benzalkonium Chloride, Octyl Methoxycinnamate, Octyl Salicylate, Phenylbenzimidazole, and Titanium Dioxide. The Pharmacist told me you should be dead! Mr. Jimmy died while we waited in line. Anyway, once I get these filled- I ain’t never coming back here no more! Thank you Mick and Keith!
Copyright © Dan Sroka 7/21/01, 
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