Dan Sroka's Berserk Briefs #16

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Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

You know you are getting old when:

The highlight of your day is watching reruns of The Simpsons and The PJs
You sit on the toilet for 2 hours and you can’t shit nor jackoff
Most of the spam email you get is about cremation services
You have one can of beer and you are ready to pass out
Shaving your back is as frequent as shaving your face
Your dick is getting smaller and your balls are filling up your pants
Your children say they went to the Corrs concert and you wonder “how can a brewery have a concert?”
Piss stains are outnumbering cum stains in your underpants
You remember when Cowboy Bill Watts broke Bruno Samartino’s neck
Your belt level is above your tits
You really can remember having REAL sex

Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

The Texas fatboys were sweltering in the 100 + degree Texas heat. Last year was the worst ever- and with the temperatures on the rise again, it looks like another summer of blub boiling. For a split second the lardos considered going on a diet but that idea was quickly dispelled when they realized all the hams, turkeys, pizzas, spaghetti, cake, pies, milkshakes, sausage, chickens, veal, pork chops, stroganoff, pierogies, spareribs, fried potatoes, pretzels, chips, tacos, burritos, wieners, roasts, macaroni and cheese, chinese food, mexican food, italian food, spanish food and sea food they would miss out on. After all, if they lost weight they wouldn’t be the Texas fatboys any longer. In celebration of their decision the boys ordered 450 pieces of extra crispy fried chicken to be delivered just in time for their breakfast.

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