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Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka
In preparation for the Fourth of July, Pedro planned an extravaganza for the boozeboys/alcoholics at Pedro’s Pool Hall. As state law does not permit the use of fireworks Pedro decided he’d make his own “fireworks”. He’d feed the boys lots of methane producing food, to go along with all the booze, and by the end of the day, after eating and drinking like baluga whales, they’d be producing their own “fireworks”. Pedro stocked up on sardines, greasy polish sausages, frozen beef burritos, pepperoni and sausage pizzas, corned beef, smoked hams and hundreds of cans of pork and beans. The drunkards started at 7 am and drank and ate all day long. Gas bombs were seeping out by 7:15 am. Sambo, Hardturd, Baluga and the Pman decided to create their own home made “explosion”. They lit an open flame next to Buckminsters bomb producing ass and sure enough, a small explosion rocked Pedro’s! You must give the boys credit- they are a pretty resourceful and innovative bunch of drunkards there in Pedro’s Pool Hall.
Copyright © Dan Sroka 7/1/01
Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka
While the boys were busy getting drunk out front in the bar, Pedro though he’d sneak in the back room for a quick romp with Frauline Fellatio Freda. Pedro knew he’d get a quick 5 min. blowjob and the boys would never know a thing about it or even miss him. But Freda had stopped sucking cocksince she heard you could get aids from body fluids. So Freda pulled out her new 15 inch electric anal destroyer and forced Pedro to strip down naked. She marched him into the bar and, in public, gave Pedro the anal massacre of a life time. The boozeboys liked the action so much they all stripped naked and stood in line, waiting their turn with Freda’s anal destroyer.
Copyright © Dan Sroka 7/1/01, 
3/08
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