Dan Sroka's Berserk Briefs #12

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Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Slob Doughboy was excited to hear a new discount bordello was opening in his neighborhood. The last time he’d had any pussy was in 1970, and that was the only time! He was long overdue. His ugly vindictive bitch wife wouldn't give him the time of day, let alone any sex. And Doughboy is not very handsome. And he’s awfully fat. So, he thought, he’d get a good romp in the whorehouse at a reasonable price. The blobster headed for the bordello after he got his courage up with a few drinks. Fatboy paid his shekels, stripped his big behemoth body naked, and hopped in the sack to await his treat. Visions of a young, sexy virgin ran through his deluded head. He was going to pump her until she begged him to stop, and then he’d pound her into the mattress until he wore her more than the law would allow. A knock at the door startled Doughboy. It was the lady of the house ordering the prick out of the room. “This ain’t no hotel sleeping quarters”, she yelled at him. Naked Doughboy was tossed out of the discount bordello embarrassed and groggy. Once again, it’s no pussy for the Sheister Doughboy.

Copyright © Dan Sroka 6/10/01

Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

The boys in the bar told him on many different occasions about all the free porn that could be had on the internet. Wilbur knew he had to buy a computer. Why should he pay $30 for a porno magazine which he’d get all gooed up in a week, when he could buy a computer and get free porno? Wilbur headed out to the mall and shopped around at various stores and he eventually ended up with a top of the line, cutting edge computer- the Gitizukki 1700 megahertz 32000 gigabyte CD RW Pronomaster 2001. Everything is automatic with the Gitizukki 1700 megahertz 32000 gigabyte CD RW Pronomaster 2001... you just plug it in and it operates itself. Wilbur took his new toy home, plugged it in, and automatically, he had access to over 1 billion free porno sites. He was so worn out from beating himself off, he had to take several days off work. But Wilbur made a fatal mistake. They told him to buy the optional cum screen guard with his Pronomaster 2001. He didn’t- and now his computer is wrecked! The cum ate through the screen, rendering the computer worthless. And the warranty is negated without the optional cum screen guard. So Wilbur is back to buying $30 porno mags every week.

Copyright © Dan Sroka 6/11/01,

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