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Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Buckminster was stone drunk and speeding at over 100 mph when he crashed his Ford Explorer. The Firestone tires blew, and the Explorer turned over 37 times killing his wife and 4 kids and 2 people in the vehicle he crashed into. Buckminster was embalmed and did not suffer a scratch. When the cops arrived at the accident scene, Buckminster told the officer his wife was driving the vehicle at 40 mph, the tires blew, and the Explorer turned over 40 times. The cops asked Buckminster if he wanted to file a lawsuit against Ford and Firestone. He affirmed as much, and signed the mutual lawsuit, prepared in advance. All Buckminster had to do was specify the amount he would sue for ($40 million) and sign his name. The cops then submitted the lawsuit via the mobile fax in their car. Buckminster is sitting around, drunk, fat and happy, waiting for his $40 million check.

Copyright © Dan Sroka 6/3/01




Berserk Briefs by Dan Sroka

Since Baluga had been taking viagra he noticed that his sexual performance was not enhanced in any way. In fact, all the drug seemed to be doing was giving him constipation. Baluga went to his doctor to get a checkup. After a thorough physical exam Dr. Skinflint learned what Balugas problem was. He thought the blue pills were suppositories and all along he had been plugging them up his ass. No wonder he was shitting foot long turds as hard as a rock. Skinflint wrote a new prescription for viagra for Baluga- printed in big bold letters- “Take one tablet ORALLY one hour before sex- not ANALLY- asshole!”. Baluga has noted no difference in his sex life, but he is shitting regularly now.

Copyright © Dan Sroka 6/3/01, 3/08




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