April, 2001 is the 5th anniversary of the Dan Sroka World Famous Calendars on the internet. Today, five years later, the no-longer published World Famous Calendars are as popular as they ever were. In honor of the anniversary, and as a reward to the loyal humor perverts who have been patronizing this unique internet trash, I am announcing an anniversary contest. You can win $100 (US) in our 5th anniversary celebration. The details appear below.
Contest Rules- read before entering
This contest will run between the dates of March 1-May 31, 2001
One lucky registered winner will receive $100 (US) as the anniversary contest winner
Contestants must be a registered member of the Dan Sroka Humor Network Fan Club now and at the time of the drawing, June 1, 2001. Note- you may join the club by sending a blank email to this address: satire-by-sroka-subscribe@yahoogroups.com Either way, joining is totally free
You must additionally enter the contest (using the same email address you are registered with in the fan club)- see the simple entry form below
One entry per email address. But you may enter more than once by registering under different email addresses (in the fan club and in the entry form below)
You must be 18 years of age or older
Current/existing members of the Fan Club are eligible for this drawing but they must register (with the email address used in the fan club) using the entry form below
Contest is open to anyone except 1) affiliate members and associates of the Dan Sroka Humor Network and 2) relatives of Dan Sroka
One email address will be drawn randomly in the contest. The winner will be notified via email. The winner will be responsible for supplying your full name and mailing address, so that the $100.00 can be sent to you. If the email is not responded to within 3 days, an alternate winner will be randomly selected. This process will continue until a confirmed winner is selected
Winner is responsible for any taxes, if applicable
Email addresses of entrants will be completely confidential and will not be used for any purpose other than the contest itself. All email entrant addresses will be destroyed after the contest has ended
Winner agrees that your (name only) may be published as the winner of the contest. No email or mailing address will be published- first and last name only
No legal action of any nature may be directed against Dan Sroka, the Dan Sroka Humor Network, or its affiliates associates as a result of this contest
Contest Canceled Due to Lack of Response
World Famous Calendars 5th Anniversary Contest Entry Form
Your email address: (e.g.: duffus@spam-garbagemail.net)
Note- you must be a registered member of the Dan Sroka Humor Network Fan Club, under this same email address. If not, your contest entry is invalid. You can enter this club by sending a blank email to this address: satire-by-sroka-subscribe@yahoogroups.com
Alternatively, you may join this club here